Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is the most attractive fruit?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?