Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?