Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Which insect makes the best father?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?