What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which subject has two parts?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the musician arrested?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?