What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?