What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What country has the most fish?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?