What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Families are like fudge.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
