What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the mother rope say to her child?