Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How does a taco bless the table?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?