What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?