Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?