Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are cars magic?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?