What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?