What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a small mom?