Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do two skunks argue?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?