What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?