What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is the color of the wind?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which band is always treated like royalty?