What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
Which relative loves rice?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are cars magic?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How are teens like cats?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.