Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do snowmen get information?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?