Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How did the toad die?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?