Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?