Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What did one plate say to the other?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do cows like to dance to?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which is the worst season?
It's Crowded!
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What nationality are most fish?