Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
A book just fell on my head.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the Dorito say to his son?