Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do termites go camping?
How can you farm during the winter?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?