What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do termites go camping?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
