Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?