Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do books sleep?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are cause and effect so close?