How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do trees get access to the internet?