How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?