How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?