How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How long will dinner be?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do stars celebrate in December?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?