What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?