What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are the mountains so tired?