What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the slowest 5k?
What condiment has wings?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do you get straight A's?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?