Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?