What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Two silkworms got in a fight.