What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?