Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a small mom?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?