Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?