What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is an insect's favorite game?