What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is the smallest lion?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?