Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Taylor Swift.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?