It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?