It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?