What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?