Which famous author is also a ruler?
Stephen King.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What bird is always sad?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What makes music in your hair?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Who are crows' favorite family members?