Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?