Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do snowmen get information?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do birds serve on Halloween?