Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?