Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?