Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Why did the whale cross the road?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
I broke my finger!
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?