Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What stories are told by basketball players?