Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What game do mice love to play?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?