What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What did March say to the madness?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a tired tree?
Can February March?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?