Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a pig thief?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do fireflies start a race?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do cats love to work?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?