Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What fish only swims at night?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How does a pizza introduce itself?