Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the most determined bird?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?