What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a handsome runner?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?