What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do math teachers eat?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?