How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?