How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?