Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?