Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?