Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the strongest animal?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What shape has a knighthood?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?