Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?