Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do frogs get to work?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?