Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are winter days great?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What time of day was Adam created?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?