What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a famous turtle?