Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?