Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do fish use for glasses?