What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?